"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, which is the most horrible thing in the world."
"Absinthe has a wonderful color, green. A glass of absinthe is as poetical as anything in the world. What difference is there between a glass of absinthe and a sunset?"
"Let me be mad..mad with madness of Absinthe, the wildest most luxurious madness in the world."
"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the Absinthe wants your soul."
~Dracula by Bram Stoker
Credit Card Issues
Occasionally, you may encounter difficulty processing your credit card. This can be due to high volume on the website. We offer the option to process your card through PayPal. This safe and secure option is available free of charge for all of our customers. Just click the "PayPal" option on the "Billing Information" page to process your card as usual. Please contact us if you have any questions.
Terms, Conditions and Policies of AbsintheOnTheNet.com
Absinthe On The Net offers a 100% Money Back Guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied, you will receive a full refund including return shipping costs (sugar and edibles are non-refundable). Just notify us within 14 days of receiving your items and we will arrange a return or exchange with no shipping cost to you. This includes packages shipped inside the continental US only. Returns after 14 days will be handled at our discretion. After 14 days, if a refund is issued, a 15% restocking fee will be applied and all shipping costs will be paid by the customer. If you have any questions, feel free to contact us anytime.
Toll Free 1-866-385-2074
Absinthe On The Net
PO Box 9552
Bolton CT 06043
We have extensive experience in packaging fragile and delicate items. Although all items are packaged to prevent damage in shipping, we provide insurance that covers loss and damage to avoid any disappointments. Should any loss/damage occur during shipping, the buyer is responsible for completing the insurance reimbursement process with the shipper. Absinthe On The Net has no responsibility in mediation of insurance claims. Should you have a question about a damaged item, please contact us.
To find the shipping cost of an item add it to your cart and click "View Cart". You can then enter your zip-code and see the available shipping options and prices. Questions? Contact us any time at:
Toll Free 1-866-385-2074
Estimated Shipping Times
Most orders ship within one business day. Packages are shipped Monday — Saturday excluding Holidays.
USPS Parcel Select USPS Priority USPS Express
2-9 Days 2-4 Days 1-2 Days
-International (Varies With Location)
USPS Priority USPS Express
6-10 Days 4-6 Days
Shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. If an order is needed urgently and you're unsure of which shipping method to choose, please call us at 860-553-6612 or 1-866-385-2074
We know how important it is to have your package arrive on time. To make sure your order arrives by the date you need it, please contact us for help in choosing the best shipping method for your situation.
Sales Policies and Advertising Disclaimer
While we try to ensure all prices posted are accurate at all times, we cannot be responsible for typographical and other errors that may appear on our website. If the posted price/quantity for an item or service is incorrect due to typographical or other error (e.g., data transmission, shipping calculation etc.), we are only responsible for the correct price quantity which we will attempt to provide to you as soon as we become aware of the error. We make every effort to provide accurate, up-to-date information; however it is your responsibility to verify with us that all details listed are accurate.
In the event an item is listed at an incorrect price due to typographical, photographic or technical error or error in pricing information received from our suppliers, we shall have the right to refuse or cancel any orders placed for the item listed at the incorrect price.